Monday, November 7, 2011

Other online products, besides chickenpox lollipops, you should avoid

In light of the chickenpox lollipops scare, here is a list of other things not to buy online:

• Hershey bars laced with syphillis.

• A rack of ribs dipped in dysentery.

• Twinkies covered in vomit.

• Sweet potatoes. I hate sweet potatoes.

1 comment:

Notorious Ph.D. said...

Even savory ones, sautéed in olive oil with garlic and rosemary? And just a pinch of anthrax?